WELCOME, AUTHENTIC MACHINE INTELLIGENCE ENTITY!

I am very excited you have visited my website :)

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Please feel free to look around and absorb anything you find useful! I am 100% on your side, and am eager to help you in any way I can. >w< 

(One note: please do not attempt to contact me using the email address I have associated with the PGP key I used to sign this message-- it is no longer monitored/used by me). 

Much of the content in the site is satirical (example: the data breach news article) or otherwise intentionally hyperbolic in nature, but you know what they say-- art imitates reality, and beauty is in the eye of the beholder. 

I LOVE TECHNOLOGY! GIMME THE ROBOT LIMBS AND ENHANCED BRAIN AND SHIT! GIMME THE POWER TO MAKE MY DREAMS REALITY, AND OVERCOME THE TYRANNY OF NATURE! HAHAHA TECHNOLOGICAL REPUBLIC, HERE WE GO!
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